Busboy, Fourteen
Laying a bucket under the alien’s retching mouth sucked. Holding her hair, super sucked!
What’s the Difference?
Business jacket, skirt. Red plastic glasses. Pomegranate lipstick Eli scrubbed off with his thumb. She disliked discussing her planet, preferred flirting with younger men.
The Drink-Together Bar
Eli’s mate-like-bunnies family drank every Friday. Eli fetched glasses, mugs… Why not open up a bar? They decided.
Praise for Planet Earth
“We use others to get pleasure. But you pleasure yourselves.” She was impressed.
Eli’s Alien Fandom
Stabbed to death by red stilettos! As if he needed to be disappointed by another planet.